Episode #2891: Run The Cans

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In a weird twist of fate, Luke is now the one having garbage pickup problems, so he and Andrew call the Bay City trash management company to demand some answers. Plus, we listen back to a very young Todd Barry on the phone with David Letterman, and Andrew discusses his complicated relationship with a shock-humor comedian of note.
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0:00.0	I am a good person, and sometimes good people don't get no respect.
0:05.5	Rodney Dangerfield.
0:07.5	Hey, I don't get no respect.
0:10.0	No respect at all.
0:12.0	When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.
0:15.5	Ah, you know what don't get no respect?
0:18.0	Airplane food.
0:20.0	Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food?
0:25.0	My wife don't get no respect.
0:27.5	So take her, please, for example.
0:31.5	If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck.
0:36.5	Respect is nice.
0:40.5	What's the deal with grape nuts?
0:43.5	No grapes, no nuts.
0:46.5	I don't get no respect.
0:48.0	T-B-T-L.
0:52.0	This is the four o'clock to negative town Hallibur.
0:58.0	Listen up, ladies, I got it.
1:00.0	It is very hard not to get seduced by these two.
1:03.0	And yeah, I'm going to say it.
1:04.0	These two, super good looking, super hot guys.
1:07.0	My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will happen to me, dude.
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