So how did you two love rats meet? Oh, it's a fun story. I was working on this

project tearing down a condemned bar called the Desert Rash. I went into meet

with the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven and seven

and seven. Seven shots of sebum seven and seven minutes. It's Diana's morning

drink. Oh, that's right. It was very early in the morning. Well, this little spit

fire finds out it's me who's closing down the bar. Next thing I know, she's got a

knife to my face. I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous

thing I've ever seen in my life. So how'd you and Ellen are become friends? Let's

just say that we lived in the same neighborhood. Oh, what a fun way to say a

normal thing.

Thank you so much for letting us rap. Don't hesitate. Feel free to clap. What's your

question? How much milk do I have to drink to be big enough to be quarter

back? Drink as much milk as your little bellic

and whole.

I don't worry about it. We'll move on. It's all fine.

Well, hello, a good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. It's like someone punching your brain, but in a

weirdly satisfying way. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you. Finally.

From the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchettop, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham,

Washington, the Bay City.

And I am looking at I think 18 episodes of the show in a row where I get to be sitting

right here in this little chair looking out over Lake Watcom and Stewart Mountain behind it.

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