A Sex Toy in Every Port
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2017
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In the newest episode of 2 Dope Queens, Jessica tries to keep her sexual satisfaction bicoastal - and narrowly avoids a complete disaster! Plus, John Hodgman shocks Phoebe with some serious Sex and the City knowledge, Sonia Denis doesn't trust a shrink with a man bun, and John Roberts learns that being Linda from Bob’s Burgers doesn’t make him any more fuckable.
Featured Performers:
Sonia Denis (@sonideni)
John Hodgman (@hodgman)
John Roberts (@JohnRoberts)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What was your first TV crush? |
| 0:02.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:03.6 | Even if it was later in life, |
| 0:04.8 | because I don't know if you grew up watching TV? |
| 0:07.0 | No, I'm not fucking homage. |
| 0:09.3 | Go lick my nuts that I don't have. |
| 0:12.0 | That's fair. |
| 0:14.6 | Your first lover party you were 18 years old. |
| 0:16.6 | What if it was Bob Ross, just kidding. |
| 0:20.2 | That's funny. |
| 0:21.0 | That's cute. |
| 0:21.6 | No, it was that Bob Ross. |
| 0:22.8 | It was Bob Ross. |
| 0:23.8 | We don't make mistakes. |
| 0:25.3 | We have the accident. |
| 0:26.6 | I know who my first TV crush is. |
| 0:29.1 | It was Mark Paul Gosler. |
| 0:31.0 | And who? |
| 0:31.8 | Turn up. |
| 0:33.0 | Sorry, she just gave me a look, everybody. |
| 0:34.9 | You guys, I said Mark Hyphen Paul Gosler. |
| 0:38.8 | And she just went, who? |
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