Carrie Brownstein's First Date

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Portlandia's Carrie Brownstein tells the tale of her first date (and how it turned her gay). Plus, Pete Holmes (Crashing) just can’t seem to lose weight, and Solomon Georgio (Conan)deals with the tough realities of having a white boyfriend (hint: brunch). But wait! Stick around for a very special conversation with Tobin Low and Kathy Tu, the hosts of WNYC Studios’ newest podcast, Nancy. Think This American Life, but gayer! Find out what you can expect to hear this season - and Phoebe and Jessica offer up the new hosts some unsolicited advice. Featured Performers: Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) Nancy Podcast (@NancyPodcast) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	This Apple Watch was literally $300.
0:03.4	Hey guys, I'm sorry to phone call.
0:07.0	Hello, Brock.
0:09.6	Yeah, I don't know.
0:12.0	The fact that like you guys would ever have a phone call
0:15.6	where you go, yeah, I don't know and then hang up.
0:17.8	Hello, Brock.
0:19.3	Yeah, I don't know.
0:20.3	Live your best life.
0:21.8	I have nothing to say to you.
0:23.8	Nobody has shit to say to that man.
0:26.0	I would have so much to say.
0:27.3	I would ask him, I guess.
0:28.3	I would ask him about aliens.
0:29.8	Question is, are UFOs real?
0:32.9	The answer is yes.
0:35.2	Yeah, aliens are real.
0:36.2	I'd be like, dude, our aliens, what's up, dude?
0:38.1	What do you know?
0:39.0	I mean, the only thing we haven't had to deal with is like the asteroid
0:41.7	in our, the aliens.
0:44.2	Oh, dude, I have so many questions.
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