2 Derp Queens

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Phoebe and Jessica explore their alter-egos - and it’s not pretty. They are joined by beloved Compton Clover Gabrielle Union for a couple of games of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" and some real talk about being black women in the industry. Plus, Jim Tews is a totally normal guy with a cat blog, and Nimesh Patel has an exciting new pitch for Real Housewives. Featured Performers: Jim Tews (@jimtews) Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) Nimesh Patel (@findingnimesh) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Former president of the United States, former pois, Barack Hussein Obama, his style has increased
0:09.9	so amazingly well.
0:11.9	I mean, no more dadgy.
0:12.9	No, I'm like looking at a picture of him right now and he's like wearing a brown leather
0:16.2	jacket, just out and about.
0:18.8	So do you think like his aides were like, you need to look wack a little bit to offset
0:23.0	your hotness?
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	You know, like Nicole Kim and had that fake nose and one of the Oscar?
0:28.5	Yeah, totally.
0:29.5	Like you can wear dad jeans and then be president.
0:31.9	Yeah.
0:32.9	But I like this new look for Barack.
0:33.9	Yeah.
0:34.9	He seems so much more relaxed.
0:35.9	And comfortable, like he's having fun.
0:37.4	Yeah.
0:38.4	I'm sure he and Michelle are just like date night every night.
0:42.0	I'm so in love.
0:47.8	What I loved about their presidency was that it was like no real like fooling around
0:53.7	scandal.
0:54.7	Like I was like, no, I got time for that shit.
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