A Series of Moments In Between Taking a Piss
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
This week’s caller is a medieval recreationist who sews their own centuries-old clothing and has an overactive bladder. And that’s just scratching the surface. And that’s just scratching the surface. From homemade centuries-old clothing to body stuff to one wild reveal with two minutes left, this episode is a non-stop ride through one person’s delightfully specific world.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who brings up something huge with two minutes left to go. |
| 0:09.1 | It's beautiful anonymous. |
| 0:10.7 | One hour. |
| 0:11.6 | One phone call. |
| 0:12.9 | No names. |
| 0:14.2 | No holds barred. |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.6 | I think it'll be more fun and and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:27.0 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:27.6 | If you're an intro skipper, I'm not mad at you. |
| 0:30.1 | This one's short, though. |
| 0:31.2 | It's only about four minutes. |
| 0:32.9 | Skip about four minutes. |
| 0:34.1 | You'll be right at the beginning of the call, but why not just listen to the four minute intro? |
| 0:38.5 | Anyway, sign up at beautifulanonymous.com. |
| 0:43.0 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:44.0 | Welcome to Beautiful Anonymous, the show where we explore the human condition, one anonymous |
| 0:48.6 | phone call at a time. |
| 0:50.5 | My name's Chris Getherd. |
| 0:51.4 | I'm very lucky to be your host. |
| 0:56.2 | Very lucky to be here talking to you. |
| 1:09.9 | Very lucky to bring to the world a phone call that fills me with glee and joy. And you're about to hear it. |
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