We Can't Name It FeetFinder
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Good morning! For reasons no one can quite explain, Beautiful/Anonymous has a long and proud tradition of attracting band directors, and this week’s caller keeps the streak alive. She and Gethard talk about everything from what makes trombonists so goofy to figuring out which woodwinds are the biggest divas. Oh, and also: the time she found out her long-term partner was sneaking around on a foot fetish website.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who's about to have a certain website name stuck in your head for a very long time. |
| 0:09.2 | It's beautiful anonymous one hour, one phone call, no names, no holds barred. |
| 0:17.1 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.9 | I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:26.9 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:27.6 | I know not everyone loves a long intro. |
| 0:29.9 | If that's you, you're going to want to skip about five and a half minutes ahead. |
| 0:33.6 | That'll put you right at the beginning of the phone call. |
| 0:35.8 | Thanks. |
| 0:41.2 | Hello. That'll put you right at the beginning of the phone call. Thanks. Hi, everybody, Chris Getherd here. |
| 0:43.7 | Welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous, the show where we explore the human condition, |
| 0:49.3 | one anonymous phone call at a time. |
| 0:54.0 | I feel really lucky to be here. I feel so lucky to be talking to you. |
| 1:00.0 | I say that genuinely, I am sitting in the office that I rent, that I started renting in part to |
| 1:07.8 | specifically record beautiful Anonymous here. |
| 1:14.2 | And I'm sitting totally by myself. |
| 1:21.0 | But I get to say that I'm psyched to do this and I mean it because I know that this is connecting me with tons of people. |
| 1:23.2 | I know that because you guys listen. |
| 1:25.6 | The feedback is there. |
| 1:26.7 | The people in the Facebook group are there. |
| 1:28.5 | The people who sign up for our extra stuff each week at beautifulanonymous.com are there. |
| 1:32.6 | And if you don't know about beautifulanonymous.com, the quick rundown is you get your episode |
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