The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!!
Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello, earlier today I believe you came home to find my husband putting new miracle-made sheets on your bed. |
| 0:12.0 | They are inspired by NASA and use silver-infused |
| 0:16.4 | temperature regulating fabrics so you stay cool all night long and sleep great. You looked |
| 0:22.0 | like you needed it. Oh, this is the woman who has been |
| 0:25.5 | hiding in your house all day after you chased out my husband for the so-called crime |
| 0:30.3 | of generously trying to surprise you with Miracle Maid's fabulous fresh sheets. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm looking at you sleeping on them right now. |
| 0:38.0 | You look peaceful, content, comfortable. |
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| 0:46.1 | five-star hotels, but without the high price tag that comes with other luxury brands. You couldn't |
| 0:51.9 | find me, because when you threw that fit about breaking and entering, |
| 0:55.8 | I hid inside the automatic dryer in your basement. Judging by the pile of soiled clothes |
| 1:01.1 | sitting next to it, you do your laundry about once a fortnight. |
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