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Biggs are going to fight.

Freaks, it's Tuesday, May 24, 2022.

Coming up on the program today, pounding some pussy hard, except not with your

dick. You use your fist. And it's not her pussy, you're pounding, it's her face. Basically, you're beating up a woman,

but in a hot way, and then a bunch of other stuff. The exercise releases a nonderessant hormone endorphin and you feel good after a good workout.

Concerned about America's health, Georgiana Dorschuk is running on an anti-technology platform.

Worried about electromagnetic radiation causing cancer, the spunky grandmother plans to

issue an executive order outlawing all computers.

I say the computers have to go.

I would like to pull all the computers out of the classrooms of all the elementary schools.

Putting on a monthly newsletter outlining her political views,

Dorschuk says she's willing to give up her desktop publishing

as the first step toward a computer-free nation.

And I don't think it would be possible to operate without computers and fax machines successfully.

But we did it before.

We didn't do what we do today though.

Why can't computer people understand

that this is detrimental to our well-being.

Dorishek also warns that the internet is a government tool

used to invade people's privacy.

And so this will be the computer age

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