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The Commercial Break

A Pampered Travel Princess

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The zoomies! Bryan got hit by a car 😯 Storytime with Bryan! Travel Princess Overpacking Princess or pampered asshole Bryan & Astrid’s trip to paris A tiny hotel room in Paris LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

My life-changing slogan for 2024 is, I'm sorry, I'm not accepting criticism at this time.

0:06.7

Oh, you didn't put enough salt in this. I'm sorry, I'm not accepting criticism at this time.

0:10.0

You scratched my car. I'm sorry I'm not accepting criticism. You just punched my wife. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm not actually accepting criticism at this time. And I know there will be people listening to this going, that's quite toxic of you. And to you, I say, I'm sorry, I'm not accepting criticism at this time.

0:26.9

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:29.9

If you are the person who just shows up, maybe occasionally carries some luggage,

0:34.3

and then everything else is taken care of for you, you are the travel princess in that relationship. And enjoy it. And enjoy it. If it's working. Yeah. It's a privilege.

0:41.7

It's an honor to be a travel princess. I wear that badge with color. I love it. I think it's great.

0:46.8

I am a travel princess. As I will repeat, as I am in much of my life, I am an entitled human being.

0:53.6

And I'm entitled to have my trips planned for me.

0:58.9

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:08.4

Ah, yeah, Cassacians, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly mediocre podcast. Chris and Joy Holtley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I hope you had a nice Father's Day, all of your fathers out there. Yes. Happy Father's Day to you. Oh, thank you. Father many times over. I know. Did you get lots and lots of presents like 30? Yeah. I don't know because we're recording this before Father's Day, but I would imagine that... I was going with it. Okay, thank you. I'll pull back the sheet just a little bit. But it's close. We're very close to Father's Day. We're just a day or two away.

2:00.5

Yeah, I imagine I'll get like, I'll probably sleep in. That's nothing strange. I'll sleep in. That's nothing that doesn't happen almost on the daily basis. I don't sleep in really, really late. But, you know, I'm a little bit later than Aster than some of the kids. but you know I always say if I could get a massage

2:03.4

and watch a little bit of golf on Father's Day, I'll feel happy. That's a good day for me. And then I just want to play with the kids. Like, I honestly just want to have fun. I do like playing with the kids. I really do. They're so much fun to play with. They really are. Yeah. They're a nightmare. You know?

2:19.1

Yeah.

2:20.0

They're a nightmare.

2:21.6

Okay.

2:23.3

Don't worry, Des.

2:24.3

I still want you to have kids.

2:26.2

Desbishop.net.

2:27.1

Thanks, Des for coming in.

2:28.1

We certainly appreciate it.

2:30.2

What did I want to say?

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