TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence! Des’s dad was super hot The Chinese Project Learning mandarin 007 & Davy Crockett Meeting in AA Once again…it’s not Dating Naked, it’s Naked Attraction Of All People! Des’s future kids? Old Dads Support Group Branching out in your audience Irish boarding schoo DES BISHOP: Des’s website Des’s Special: Of All People Breaking China LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I can't remember the last time I just took a shit.
0:02.4	It was definitely over a decade ago.
0:05.3	Because now I am so addicted.
0:07.2	That used to be like Me Time. You know, that was everybody's like, yo, this is Me Time. Don't bother me. You know? On the throne. You know? Now, sometimes I'll be like, I'll be running home. I'm so addicted to my phone. I'll get home. I'll make it to the band.
0:18.5	I'm like, wow, I just made it.
0:19.4	And then I realized I left my phone in my jacket.
0:21.1	I'll pick my pants back up.
0:22.2	I'll go back outside.
0:24.8	I'll go home. I'll make it to the bathroom. I'll just made it. And then I realized I left my phone in my jacket.
0:21.1	I'll pick my pants back up. I'll go back outside.
0:24.6	I'm like, oh my God.
0:27.0	I was nearly with myself for two minutes.
0:29.6	What would I have done with my thoughts?
0:32.1	Had I not been able to swipe on my Instagram for two minutes while I'm in the bathroom?
0:40.9	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:43.9	If your wife is anything like my wife, that nanny is going to be at least 60 years old.
0:48.9	There's going to be no woman coming in this house.
0:51.6	I have a friend. Sadly, I lost his wife young, but anyway, the in-laws got the nanny and they made a bad call. Oh, they did? Well, good call, a bad call. Depends what side of the divide you're on. Yeah, exactly. Good call on the nannies part. But as a result of that story, you can be sure our nanny is definitely going to be 60 years old.
1:16.8	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:24.5	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
1:26.1	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:27.7	I'm Brian Green.
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