Look at me.

You know, it gives goddess.

It gives top tier.

Not easily accessible.

So at the end of the day, no, we wasn't laid up and we wasn't going to be laid up because I'm on a mission.

And I'm not going to let a man mess up my creativity, my hustle, or my pH balance.

And that's just what it is.

On this episode of the commercial break so she's like oh brian don't get yourself in trouble

and i'm like listen it's brian it's brian and she goes i know you have a you had a boner

in the fountain of our apartment complex at two o'clock in the afternoon. I literally had to talk to you out of jail.

I literally just picked you up from jail three days ago for hitting a prostitute with my cock.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh yeah, Katzikins. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly mediocre podcast. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. Breaking News. Well, today breaking news. It won't be breaking news when you hear it. But breaking news today, Justin Timberlake has been arrested for DWI, according to the Sag Harbor Police and the Hamptons. He was arrested last night showing signs of intoxication after driving from a hotel to a friend's house in his own vehicle behind his own wheel. What a fucking dipship. I mean, I can't believe it. What in the world? Yeah. How do you have a driver? You have ten drivers. Yeah. You have a plane. You have a pilot. I mean, I take an Uber to go like down the street for dinner. Right. I know I'm going to be drinking. Good for you.

And that's exactly how it should be.

I mean, listen, there was never an excuse for driving drunk. It's just like bad. It's a bad juju altogether. Yes. But it's 2024. And you're just in fucking Timberlake. You have a pilot on standby. If you have a pilot on standby, you know you've got multiple drivers on standby.

And I'm not exactly sure what goes through someone's head. pilot on standby. If you have a pilot on standby, you know you've got multiple drivers on standby.

And I'm not exactly sure what goes through someone's head that's that rich, that entitled,

that well connected and well known to get behind the wheel after drinking. That's so fucking stupid.

That's like, that's an unforced error right there. It really is. It's crazy. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Idiot.

Makes me hot under the collar. I know. Listen, Justin has been getting a lot of bad press lately, and I think he does, I think rightfully so in some cases. You know, everyone, it's the new bandwagon. Everyone jumps on it and says, oh, that guy sucks because he said this five years ago, blah blah blah blah and he treated brittany that way Some of that's deserved, I think, quite frankly. He's kind of been a shithead more often than maybe it first appears. It's coming to light. Yeah. Like, I saw that, you know, that whole Janet Jackson thing. I remember watching that live. Oh, yeah. And I didn't even see it. Like, it just happens so quickly and they

turned the camera so quickly. I don't even remember seeing the boob or the nipple. The nipple. The nip slip. Yeah, the nip slip. But it wasn't a nip slip. It was all apparently pre-planned, I think. It's got to be, right? You don't just, you're not wearing one of those things over your nipple unless you intend to show your nipple.

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