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Absolutely Not

A Little Sancerre & DMT

Absolutely Not

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Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her T.V. business buddy and fellow creator, Jen Zaborowski. This episode is a rare-BTS look at a project they've had in thr works but are too afraid to discuss because, well, thats Show Business. Since Heather deems herself as "White Oprah" it would only be appropriate that she introduces you to her "white Gayle" aka.. JEN. These two talk about hollywood schmucks, Britney spears, private school and how much they hate nannying. After a quick glass of a french Sancerre, these two basically take their tops off and spill all the the dirt. It's wild what two white women will say after a glass of wine! This and more on Absolutely NOT!

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:06.5

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.3

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:21.8

My voice is getting more radio, asked by the day. I am sitting in Joni Mitchell's house

0:28.5

in the Laurel Canyon area, not given away too much of our location.

0:32.7

I am so excited to introduce to you a very special person in my life.

0:36.0

You're going to be seeing a lot of because we're going into business together.

0:38.8

That's right. One of my dear friends, I'm about to bring her in while I'm in her house.

0:42.8

See, I always say that like, I'm going to bring her in the studio, but really,

0:45.4

she's sitting right across from me. We're making an awkward eye contact.

0:48.6

So let's just freaking get into it.

0:50.8

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast. My dear friend,

0:55.2

Jennifer Zabraski. Hello. Hi, girl. How are you?

0:58.8

I'm good. My Chinese chicken salad is settling.

1:02.7

We feel great. I was in a meeting this morning and I texted Jenna. I said, listen,

1:06.3

we're going to do an episode of the podcast. We have some meetings this afternoon.

1:09.1

Order me a basic badge Chinese chicken salad from Jones on third. That's what I want.

1:12.9

That's what I always want. Always. We're doing all the things today. I really like it.

1:17.3

Right. Multitasking for sure. Truly multitasking, which is all you do, Heather.

1:22.0

I just, you know, not even to get political, but I had a moment the other day when Jeff was

1:28.0

like sick and I had rearranged the furniture done the laundry, basically started filing her taxes.

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