Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday March 28th. I just drank soda right before I started this thing.

Big mistake!

I never drink soda. I'm gonna be burping the entire time.

The entire time, but I can't burp. Like I've never actually burped in my entire life.

Like once and I got scared. I thought I was gonna throw up.

But I really, I swear to God, I can't burp. And like I know that makes me kind of like a bitch, but I can't do it.

I can't burp. Like I just do these things where you'll probably hear it or you probably have heard it and you're like,

what the fuck is he doing? But like it comes up in little bubbles. I go just be like,

let's just like that. I can't burp like a man. I can't do it. I'm a bitch, but I'm gonna be burping the whole time.

Well, like, you know, my definition of burping. I never drink soda though. I can't do it.

The only time I do drink soda is if I'm at a bar and I'm getting like a jack and coke, I'm like, well, you know,

then I'll drink the soda. I'll drink the coke, you know?

Because they water it down anyway. They put fucking, they fill the whole thing up with ice cubes.

Anyway, but like and I was talking about this with my friends and my family the day since we're talking about soda real quick.

I don't know if I'm alone on this, but all right, bear with me here. I'm an idiot. I'm a psycho. So listen,

when I see people on the street like drinking a can of soda, I'm just like, wow, what a piece of shit.

Just like how can you drink like just a can of soda on the street? Like I would rather someone be smoking a cigarette.

Like and blowing it in a baby's face rather than drinking a can of soda on the street.

Like it's terrible. I don't know why that brought me so crazy. Like drinking soda is fine.

Like I don't do it because it's like really bad for you and it's acidic and I'll just burp for like three days straight.

So I don't do it, but um, which is fine. But like, you know, drink it in a place, in a place. Just be in a place.

Don't be on the sidewalk with a fucking can. Just throwing it back here. A little peps of your Coca Cola.

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