The Break Room Of A Very Busy Quiznos

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes folks, friends, and customers to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special return guest is podcaster, TV host, and author Dave Holmes! They chat about what clubs Dave was a part of in high school, how he was able to host a college radio show despite not being a college student, and experiencing an important revelation during an episode of "The Leftovers.". Paul is then joined by Jean Villepique, Amanda Lund, and Zeke Nicholson, to improvise a story set in The Break Room Of A Very Busy Quiznos. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Guys.
0:05.0	Folks, friends, customers,
0:10.0	welcome.
0:12.0	Welcome to this secret world
0:16.0	of people frantically adjusting knobs that you can't see.
0:19.0	But boy, oh boy, there was a knob frenzy.
0:25.7	Knob frenzy.
0:27.7	It's a real thing.
0:30.9	Think of all the knobs you have in your home.
0:33.9	Now double that number.
0:36.7	Every knob that you see, there's 40 more knobs in your walls.
0:44.2	They say that about cockroaches, that there's so many that are hiding.
0:51.6	What are they afraid of?
0:53.5	Who are these brave, bold roaches that are like i'll be out here
0:59.0	till that light comes on it's the one thing i'm scared of and then the other roaches are like
1:05.2	no i'm scared of everything least the walls out of sight.
1:13.4	Maybe those are the roaches with low self-esteem.
1:16.6	And the roaches that are out in the kitchen,
1:20.0	you know, crawling inside and out of your glasses and stuff.
1:25.9	They're the ones who are like, we're the alphas.
1:28.3	We're not a bunch of cucks.
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