A Group of Women Attacked A Bert Show Member!

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🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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One Bert Show member was the only guy in a group of women...and then things went sideways. What should he have done in this situation?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	Look at messy, Mike, you're not so messy today.
0:03.8	Look at them with this new, like, haircuttery hair.
0:07.6	Looks good, man.
0:10.2	You're trying to look sharp for graduation, sir?
0:12.2	I'm trying, but I did not like the way this turned out.
0:15.4	Why not? They gave me the anime look or something. It's all long in the front, they feathered this right here.
0:21.0	It's all not good.
0:23.0	They're going to be like 08 beavers walking across the stage.
0:26.0	It's been an ego deflator for sure.
0:29.0	Looks like it's a sixth grade picture day.
0:32.0	It is. It grade picture day. It is.
0:33.0	You look so adorable.
0:35.0	I don't know how I like picture a little chape.
0:37.0	Look at you.
0:39.0	I'm cute.
0:40.0	Yeah, you're freaking adorable.
0:43.0	All right, so it's a woman's fault.
0:44.8	You almost got into a fight?
0:46.2	It's not.
0:46.9	It's a man's fault.
0:48.6	And then, uh, it's everybody's fault, but but mine as usual.
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