A GECK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A small town couple calls in to talk about their unhinged father-in-law who has made several wacky accusations toward them throughout the years. Their father has gone as far to involve the police in these matters without much evidence. The couple and I get into their family dynamics and the husband tells us what it was like growing up with said father. Afterwards a 3D sculptor calls in to tell me how he’s uncontrollably attracted to one of his 3D models, a caller tells me how he robbed a liquor store when we was 9, and a woman tells me what led her to spend $8000 on stuffed animals. Some dirt is ok to eat. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hi is this Katie?
0:02.0	Oh my God, is this Lowl?
0:04.0	It is, how are you Katie?
0:06.0	I'm about to shoot my pants because I'm so excited.
0:11.0	Oh, I'm excited to talk to you too. What's going on with you, man?
0:16.0	I was actually just eating some ramen and watching your stream.
0:27.4	You were eating some ramen and watching my stream. That sounds nice. I haven't eaten ramen in a while. I know it's high in salt contents, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I give any half of a
0:37.4	shit about what I put into my body.
0:41.1	Katie, how can I get here to there? My father-in-law thinks that the family runs a prostitution ring, which is not true at all.
0:55.0	Your father-in-law believes that your family runs a prostitution ring?
1:01.0	Uh, yeah. Why does he think that? Yeah.
1:03.0	Why does he think that?
1:07.0	Well, he has been, well, I don't know if he's currently on drugs, but he's been on drugs since my husband was an infant and I think mentally he's not very well.
1:37.4	Hmm. very well. So you think that he, is there any sort of, maybe a misunderstanding of things that he's observing within your family that is causing him to believe this?
1:56.8	Um, I don't think so because he thinks that we have millions of dollars but currently like I live in a trailer so there's no way that we're consuming that much money so.
2:03.0	What is your relationship like with your father-in-law otherwise? We don't talk to him.
2:06.0	I haven't talked to him since we got married actually.
2:09.0	Really?
2:10.0	What was it like when you were talking to?
2:12.0	Yeah. Really? What was it like when you were talking to?
2:13.0	Yeah.
2:14.0	Um, that was, um, very interesting.
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