"I THREW SOMEONE'S ASHES AWAY"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them. Then a caller tells me about his recurring hallucinations and how they relate to his fear of being perceived. After that a woman tells me about her desire to cheat on her partner and a final caller debates pressing charges on her uncle for crimes he’s committed against the family. Send me a picture of a tennis ball on Instagram (@lyle4ever) if you actually read these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Is this a lot? Yeah, is this Heath?
0:05.0	It is.
0:07.0	Oh man.
0:08.0	Crazy that I'm actually talking to you.
0:10.0	Oh, I'm happy to hear from you. You got the same name as that actor who died.
0:15.0	Yeah, that's how everybody knows me.
0:19.0	That or the candy bar.
0:21.0	Hmm. Well, Heath, heath, this, heath, I feel like this is going to be a chill call.
0:28.0	I, yeah, I mean why not what's going on with you heth
0:37.0	well I'm in a predicament that I've never been before.
0:44.0	Heath, it says here that...
0:45.0	It says here that you accidentally threw away your sister's roommate's dad's ashes.
1:01.0	Yeah, it's like I I laugh I giggled because it's so horrible. It's like there's not really any other way to respond it's it's so bad yeah
1:09.3	let me let me let me slow this down real quick. Okay, sisters, roommates, dad's ashes. It's a lot of different
1:20.3	relationships.
1:21.3	Yeah, so my sister lives in a house with a couple people.
1:23.9	One of those people's dad died.
1:26.2	I threw away the ashes.
1:28.4	Okay.
1:31.0	So tell me how you ended up throwing away the ashes.
1:37.0	Well, basically the house that my sister and everybody rents is getting tempted for termites tomorrow.
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