Hello?

Oh my gosh, wait, is this the world famous geck?

This is a gecko.

How are you?

Is this Shay from Alabama?

It sure is.

What's going on with you?

You know, Gack, I've been having a little bit of an existential crisis lately.

Something's been on my mind for a while and I haven't talked to anybody about it and I thought who better to share it with than a get-go?

So here I am. So I guess like the short version of the story is I kind of think my ex

boyfriend was like a cannibal but like I'm not I don't have like proof of that

What is it that makes you believe that he is a cannibal?

So let me just start kind of from the beginning. Okay, so me and this X we were both and

we're both in medical school together.

Really stand-up guy, you know, we were like kind of basically best friends

all through undergrad of college leading up to that year of medical school.

And last year, we were just close friends, whatever,

and he asked me out, whatever.

And within our relationship, he was like really into like biting me, like on the ear,

anywhere that I had like a lot of like fat I guess like my inner size or my stomach area

to the point where it became like kind of like a big issue with the relationship

because I would bleed and he would like enjoy like drinking the blood like it was so

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