A Gallon of Scallops

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear the docket! Pet parents, "cheersing," tonic water, and the answer to the age old question, "Is butt leg?" Plus an off season appearance by Joel Mann, Program and Operations Manager at WERU Community Radio in Orland Maine, and some new drama with our old pandemic pal Leafie!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorne. We're in chambers this week
0:06.8	clearing the docket. And with me, as always, is coastal mains. Number one, New York based
0:17.6	author of humorous memoirs with the initials J.H. Judge John Hodgman. Hello. Yes, with you as always,
0:27.2	but not with you as always, but with you in spirit and visual, I can see you here. You can see me
0:34.9	here in the studios of W.E.R.U Community Radio 89.9 FM. Don't dial in 99.9 anymore. They don't do it
0:43.6	anymore, right Joel? That's right. Right. I don't know why they shut that one down.
0:48.4	There's a lot of controversy I understand. Very Joel doesn't want to talk about it. No, right.
0:53.2	Right. Obviously here with with our friend programs and operations manager here at W.E.R.U. Joel Man.
1:01.0	Joel. Good to be here with you, Judge. Art. Woo, it's a lot of talk from Joel there all of a sudden.
1:05.7	Joel, the last time I saw you, the last time I saw you was at the super market. We're like
1:11.7	chatty, Kathy, man. Well, you know, we've all been alone for so long, you know, all of a sudden,
1:17.1	we can't we can't afford to be flinty mis-emthropes like we move to Maine to become. I can see Joel
1:25.6	exchanging a sentence or two with maybe a big iron wood stove. I ran into Joel in the supermarket
1:34.0	about a week ago and Joel wouldn't stop talking to me. I was trying to get my groceries
1:41.1	and Joel said you said you were going to pick up a gallon of scallops. Yes, I did. You say off the
1:45.9	boat. You say scallops or scallops? Yeah. Yeah. Were you getting them there from the super market or
1:50.7	were you? No, no, no. I got a diver who dives and a gallon. How many years? Every year I get a gallon.
1:56.2	How long how long has a gallon last you? Till August. Oh, God. You freeze them? Yeah, they're perfectly
2:03.5	frozen. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna say how have you lived? Now, I want to get some scallops today.
2:10.1	Where do I go? Call David Tar. I'll give you his number. All right. So I'm going to get some scallops
2:15.6	after we record this podcast. Yeah, I'm up here in Coastal Maine hiding out, hiding out with an
2:21.8	elderly relative. I'm just I feel so inadequate for not having my own scallop diver.
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