Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged Demon […]

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0:00.0	It's your old friend, the clipkeeper.
0:03.8	Coming up on this most dreadful Halloween edition of TV,
0:07.6	Tim gets a visit from the Dark Lord Satan,
0:10.4	chloroforming and Elvis impersonator for sexual reasons.
0:14.1	And why are women vile whores?
0:16.6	Find out today on this edition of Distorted Boo!
0:24.7	No! Find out today. On this edition, I'm Distorted Boo! Hey, Tork.
0:25.8	What's you having for breakfast?
0:27.5	I'm just having a bowl of Barry Papa Bawa's.
0:29.8	Barry Papa, what?
0:31.1	Barry Papa Bowas, the new breakfast cereal from General Farm Foods.
0:34.7	They're good.
0:35.5	Huh.
0:36.2	What are those little marshmallow bat wings? Uh-huh. It's like one of those monster cereals, like Count Chocula or Yummy-Mummy, right? I guess. Let me have a little taste of that. Are you saying you want it? Yeah, I guess. Tell me you want it. I want it. Tell me you want the Papa Bawa. I want the Papa. Say it.
0:55.8	Say Papa Bawa. Say you want the Papa Bawa.
0:59.2	I want the Papa Bawa. That was a very unwise choice.
1:04.4	Oh my God! What the hell's happening to you? Are you melting? You're turning green.
1:11.3	You're sprouting wings.
1:12.8	Straight from Tanzania to your cereal bowl.
1:15.5	The Papa Bawa is a shapeshifting evil demon who looks for young men to anally rape.
1:19.9	What?
1:20.8	Who here has what I am after?
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