A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:20:10 I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03 All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05 Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20 THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05 A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16 A Special Pokemon Cover […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, December 8th, 2023.
0:04.0	Coming up on the program today, a married couple who had trouble conceiving children
0:08.0	discover they've been having sex the wrong way.
0:11.0	Plus, adding four inches to your legs will set you back almost 200 grand and
0:15.2	a drunk woman desperately trying to act sober and failing miserably. Well, here it is Christmas. My how the time flies.
0:35.0	Why, it was just a few short months ago
0:38.0	when we decided to say our goodbyes.
0:49.0	So, here. say our goodbyes. So here it is Christmas. And I hope things are well with you. I've been to a few parties and a couple of school plays you know it sort of gave me something to do
0:59.0	I'd go to parties and have a drink and always I don't want to leave. But folks don't throw too many
1:08.1	parties on Christmas Eve because it's mostly I guess for families not for the drinking crowd
1:17.0	It's for children's laughter and excitement
1:20.0	I'm here in my apartment listening to the trucks go by and thinking about our
1:26.2	27 happy Christmases together and our love just somehow fell apart. I've got things to occupy my mind, like trying to wrap this stupid gift and
1:41.6	razzling with this flat martini, hoping it'll somehow give me a lift.
1:47.0	But, it is Christmas.
1:52.0	And I'm not going to share this. Cheer these Christmas.
1:56.0	And I'm not going to share the single tear.
1:58.0	So, Merry Christmas, baby.
2:01.0	Merry Christmas.
2:03.0	And I'm happy with you.
2:05.0	It's The Distorted back here with you one more time as we end the week with the
2:27.1	Friday show. Have a great one for you, although I fear I have initiated another butter bell-like catastrophe in the Henson-Dooch family.
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