Court-o-Potty

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2013

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Meg and Tony share a one-bathroom house in Portland. Should Meg be allowed a chamber pot for emergency situations? Only Judge John Hodgman can decide.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:42.2	This week, Cordopoddy, Meg and her boyfriend Tony share a one bathroom house in Portland.
0:49.1	Meg suggests using a chamber pot when the bathroom is occupied, but Tony is appalled by the
0:54.5	idea.
0:55.7	Should Meg be allowed her plan B?
0:59.0	Only one man can decide.
1:00.9	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:05.3	Belfast Jesse, Belfast Jesse standing by the sea, have you a crabfish that you can sell
1:09.9	to me?
1:10.9	Yes, sir.
1:11.9	Yes, sir.
1:12.9	That indeed I do.
1:13.9	I've got a crabfish that I can sell to you.
1:16.4	Well, I took him on home and I thought he'd like a swim so I filled up the thunderjug
1:21.1	and I threw the crabfish in.
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