Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:58:08 Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14 Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14 A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21 Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03 Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06 Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday to Summer 11th, 2023, coming up on the program today, singing
0:05.3	Christmas carols with Satan, plus, which bald female Canadian U-Tard is shitting on
0:10.3	dudes faces.
0:11.4	I warn you again to never attend a church that's located in someone's apartment.
0:15.5	And plans to organize a Beastiality dog or gee are thwarted.
0:21.5	Wake up everyone! It's Christmas! Christmas is the greatest time of year.
0:45.0	But to enjoy it most, we need to get out of bed.
0:55.0	It only comes round once a year.
0:59.0	There is snow outside with some reindeer go to the window and then you will see.
1:11.0	Santa's coming down the chimney
1:17.0	putting some presents underneath
1:20.0	putting some presents underneath the tree.
1:25.0	And everybody knows it's Christmas. Christmas.
1:35.0	It's Christmas.
1:39.0	It's Christmas.
1:40.0	It's Christmas.
1:41.0	It's the Distorted View show with Tim Hansen.
1:44.0	What up, faggot?
1:45.0	She is a fat cunt.
1:47.0	It's just a fun thing.
1:49.0	I'll lose my mind today.
1:51.0	I'm a sucker for all of people's pain. I'm a sucker for other people's pain.
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