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Voyage to the Stars

Grimace-sexual

Voyage to the Stars

Earwolf

Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Elsa's in for a surprise when an alien she attempts to dissect isn't quite dead yet. Feat. special guest Shannon Woodward.

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Science entry gamma rays 43.76 I don't know why it's gamma rays I'm just making

0:41.1

it up at this point who cares it sounds official. I am in the medical lab and I'm

0:45.8

about to delve into the anatomy of a foreign being. We are in orbit over the

0:53.5

clip lash planet and well it formerly was inhabited by a species which is no

1:02.4

longer alive long story short the captain thought that this planet was

1:08.2

inhabited by large boba and he thought by exterminating all of them he could

1:14.0

get a lifetime supply of boba by carving up the beings they ended up being

1:18.3

actual sentient beings that look like boba so right now my job is to a

1:24.6

figure out what they are inside and be figure out if they taste like boba but

1:30.1

that's only because talk or told me to that they gets disgusting I mean it's

1:33.4

kind of like cannibalism right I mean what do you think sorry that if I ate

1:37.2

this very I mean jello light creature is almost like an agar type texture here

1:42.3

down in the bottom what do you think well I understand better why you asked for

1:46.7

boba from the boba deck because I assume you're going to do some sort of

1:50.4

taste test as part of the science I mean it is science so that's what I have to do

1:55.8

although I use all the senses you always say use all the senses all of them even

2:00.5

my third eye sense that the it's umami is the third time I'll say your third

2:05.1

I'd lined oh thank you counting all the crows was that a music turn my

2:10.8

through back at you might have been oh my gosh I'm cool now right well anyway

2:17.6

back to the science like you do okay so essentially Tucker wants me to see if

2:22.6

these sentient beings are indeed boba adjacent so that we can have a life because

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