161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2018
⏱️ 51 minutes
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At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.4 | Doors I've for to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.5 | It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your questions, |
| 0:11.8 | give you to be a advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon, |
| 0:16.4 | John, what starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter. |
| 0:24.3 | What? |
| 0:26.4 | This envelope? |
| 0:28.7 | Oh God. |
| 0:30.4 | I mean, I'm not even... |
| 0:32.2 | Sometimes they make me laugh even as they make me angry, |
| 0:34.9 | but that one just made me angry. |
| 0:36.9 | Hank, I do have some good news this week. |
| 0:39.5 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:40.5 | Not a lot of it. I'm not gonna lie. |
| 0:42.5 | It's not how it's supposed to work, John. |
| 0:44.4 | People are getting in the... |
| 0:45.5 | You can't begrudgingly deliver the good news every week. |
| 0:48.7 | You have to be excitedly tell me about good things that happen in the world. |
| 0:52.7 | Well, Hank, I want... |
| 0:54.3 | That sounds great. That sounds lovely. |
| 0:56.1 | I would love to be in a position where I could tell you good news |
| 0:58.8 | and not have it be begrudging, but unfortunately, that's not possible right now. |
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