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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.3	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.5	This is the world famous K-Rock.
0:34.2	Good morning. The Prequent is here. There's some good news for you.
0:37.1	We are Klein Alley Show on K-Rock.
0:38.7	Just like having tickets at 9 o'clock.
0:40.9	And then again at noon, three and six. And we'll be doing that. Plus, we have a bonus pair to give you, which will be giving you at some point this hour. We must give these away. Vampire Weekend. Empire the Sun, Block Party, TV on the radio, and many, many more happening this weekend on Saturday at Brookside Rose Bowl.
0:55.8	And we will get you in very soon.
0:58.0	So just keep listening this hour on the show.
1:00.6	We got butt stuff to get into, a new round of butt stuff.
1:03.5	And also, I don't know if Vanessa has not been bragging about this, but just found out that the hottest women in the world, according to new research, all come from the country of Colombia.
1:14.6	The very same country that Vanessa comes from.
1:17.6	And she's sick and tired of all the stereotypes of Colombia just being a cocaine-riddled Coke fest.
1:23.6	And she would like to prove that it's more than just cocaine.
1:26.0	It's also beautiful women.
1:27.5	And you've been working on your acceptance speech on behalf of all Colombians, correct?
1:32.3	Correct.
1:33.4	Okay, so we will get that speech from Vanessa accepting the award on behalf of every Colombian
1:39.1	on this massive honor to be the country with the hottest women on the planet.
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