4.8 • 618 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's going on, Beaches? Happy Tuesday, you fucking filthy animals. What is the good word? |
0:05.7 | I hope your puss-puss or your pee-pee, you're ready, you're locked and you're ready to fucking go deep today on 9-9-8. |
0:13.6 | I am going to slam you with some gratitude and with some real shit. This is going to be a fire episode. |
0:21.4 | So make sure you plug in, if you are not yet, subscribe. |
0:24.5 | Please subscribe. |
0:25.3 | If you haven't left a review on iTunes, please go leave a review on iTunes. |
0:29.5 | Share this podcast with someone that needs a slap across the tits. |
0:33.7 | If you know what I'm saying? |
0:35.7 | In this episode, are you a twat? |
0:38.5 | Hmm? |
0:39.3 | The sun is shining. |
0:40.6 | The birds are chirping. |
0:42.4 | The bacon is sizzling. |
0:44.5 | Welcome to the Daily Swole. |
0:48.0 | Testing, testing, testing, testing, test, test, testing, testing, testing, test, testing, test, test, testing, test, test, test itchles, testicles test icels, test icels, test icels, testicles, testicles, |
0:56.7 | Oh, welcome everyone to episode 9-100 and schnanti-8 of the daily mother-so-o, the most muscular, |
1:05.2 | swolecast, beer cast, broadcast, gang cast, mancast, pimcast, sleeves cast, and sleigh cast, |
1:09.2 | and taint cast, aha. Yes, you're welcome in Zarelem, because on I flex, you flex, we all flex our biceps. What is going on, yabishes? What's going on, yibushes? What is going on, Papa Swolio, in the house for episode 998, and today's episode is aptly titled, Are You a Twat? Are You a Twat? And we're going to discuss what that means. It pretty much means what you think it means. Are you being a little bouch? Are you being a little bish? Are you being a twat? Are you being a twunt? Are you being any of those things? So earmuffs, if you have your kids around, but I don't give a shit. So if you don't like what I say, if you don't like my words, go watch something else. Disney streams 24-7, yabish. I am on fire. I had a great workout today. Today was Arm Day and it is cold, so I'm a little bit like, I'm a little bit on edge. |
2:01.3 | It's not normal for it to be so cold in Florida. I'm a little bit on edge. I'm not, I'm not a big fan of this cold or weather. I am, but I'm not. I don't, I like it when my AC isn't working. I like it. I'm not going to like it in the summer. It gets way too fucking hot in Florida. So those of you that live and flour, you know this. |
1:58.3 | It's absolutely 110% miserable for, like... it in the summer. It gets way too fucking hot in Florida. So those of you that live in Florida, |
2:17.8 | you know this. It's absolutely 110% miserable for like at least 90% of the year. Not to mention |
2:24.9 | the people suck. People are fucking terrible down here. And the weather is hot. It's nice, |
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