99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science.

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0:00.0	And what did you want on that pizza pineapple?
0:03.3	F-
0:03.7	F-
0:04.2	Yeah!
0:04.7	He's jerking him off with the emotion.
0:06.8	He probably got a fucking great handy.
0:08.6	I think his penis is disgusting.
0:13.8	Rollie Polly Oli?
0:15.0	What the hell is a Rollie Polly?
0:16.5	Do you think the first time, wait, a Rollie Polly is just doing sit-ups?
0:19.5	I don't know what a Rollie Polly is.
0:21.1	You don't know the rollie- you know what a Rollie Polly is.
0:22.8	Alright, well, then, won't you explain to me now?
0:24.3	Dude, they had a show called Rollie Polly Oli.
0:25.8	Yes they did.
0:26.8	And Rollie Polly is as fucking animation.
0:28.8	Dude, you know what a Rollie Polly is.
0:31.3	It's like a little black beetle that rolls up into a ball
0:34.3	when it wants to- when it's afraid or whatever.
0:36.8	Dude, they are-
0:38.8	My older brother made me eat some one time.
0:41.8	He told me they were chocolate chips.
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