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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	Cargisme is like, look stupid with their big ass ears. I don't, Cargisme is fine. The reason I like Cargisme is because this one thing, my st-
0:06.5	God damn.
0:14.0	You know what's hilarious?
0:15.0	I'll tell you.
0:17.0	That girls wanted to be in the Boy Scouts.
0:22.5	And then their Boy Scouts are like, I fuck!
0:26.0	And that's where Girl Scouts came from?
0:27.5	No.
0:28.0	They had Girl Scouts and they had Boy Scouts. And then Girl Scouts are like, I want to be in the Boy Scouts.
0:33.0	No.
0:34.0	Can you be a Girl in the Boy Scouts?
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:37.0	Did you?
0:38.0	Can you be a Boy in the Girl Scouts?
0:39.0	I don't know. That's where I was going.
0:42.0	I would like to be a Boy in the Girl Scouts.
0:45.0	But first of all, how come Boy Scouts?
0:46.0	Yeah, they got Girl Scout cookies.
0:48.0	That's where I was going.
0:49.0	Boys, what the fuck do they sell?
0:51.0	Pedophilia?
0:53.0	Who?
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