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0:00.0	Warning, people of Earth.
0:06.6	The following live podcast is not real.
0:09.4	Despite what you see, the characters on stage are only human actors.
0:13.8	Thrilled to be visiting a city they could never afford to live in.
0:17.2	Rest assured there are no magical alternate dimensions.
0:20.6	Only this live performance in the Ureca theater at the San Francisco sketchfest.
0:25.8	Enjoy the show, technocrats!
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
0:55.8	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Thune.
0:58.4	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:00.2	If you've never listened to the podcast before, I don't think I believe you.
1:11.0	But just in case, this is all you need to know.
1:14.4	Slash, this is everybody's favorite part of the podcast.
1:20.2	About a year and ten months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king
1:25.0	in Chicago into the fantastical magical land of Thune.
1:28.8	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the burger king.
1:33.3	I think through that dimensional rift, and I use that to upload a podcast that I record
1:38.1	every week here in the Tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, where we all are right now.
1:49.1	In the town of Hogg's face, in the land of Thune.
1:52.7	And it's an especially busy night in the Tavern tonight.
1:58.2	I'm so excited.
1:59.6	We seem to have a unicorn.
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