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0:00.0	Hey, this is Craig. The following podcast is not real, but it is doing real damage to the actor's social lives.
0:11.0	Nailed it, Craig. Enjoy the show!
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host,
0:40.8	Arnee Nekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, that's alright. This is all you need to know.
0:46.0	About a year and ten or so months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
0:54.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift, and I'm using it to upload a podcast.
1:02.0	I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of Foon.
1:08.0	And I'm joined as always. But I'm a good buddy, my boon companion, Chunth the King of the Badgers.
1:15.0	Hey, bud, what are you doing?
1:19.0	I'm not a fan.
1:21.0	I don't...
1:23.0	I don't...
1:25.0	I don't...
1:27.0	Sometimes I feel like I don't get Chunth's references.
1:31.0	What?
1:33.0	No, and I'm also... I'm also joined by Yusidor.
1:37.0	I'm worried about Chun.
1:39.0	What does Chunth seems a little off?
1:43.0	Doesn't seem right.
1:45.0	Yeah, I think he's speaking gibberish.
1:47.0	Buddy, I'm worried about you.
1:51.0	Let me cast a spell of true sight.
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