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0:00.0	The following 100th episode of this podcast is still not real.
0:09.0	100 episodes just think of it and I'm still being paid mostly in goodwill.
0:14.0	Now, enjoy the show whose founding concept probably ran out of steam somewhere around episode 9.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
0:45.0	I'm your host Arne and you camp.
0:46.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, oh, what an episode to start with.
0:50.0	It's our 100th episode.
0:52.0	Here's everything you need to know about the last 99 episodes.
0:55.0	About a year and 11 months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king into the magical, fantastical land of fune.
1:02.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift and I use that to upload a podcast.
1:09.0	I record every week here in the tavern the vermilion minotaur in the town of Hogg's face in the land of fune.
1:15.0	That is all you really need to know.
1:17.0	I'm joined as always, bum a buddy, my boon companion, Yusador.
1:23.0	I am Yusador, wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light and shadow, manipulator of matchable lights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of terracus, the elves who is fying yalch.
1:36.0	The doors know me as zoning in hook stangies, and I am known in the north-east as gas-wainiest me star, and today we embark on the greatest quest of this or any other ages finally.
1:47.0	We bring together a fellowship determined to tear down the evil deweens of that dark lord and send him back to the pit from which he sprang.
1:57.0	Yusador, we're finally doing it. This is the last episode we're going to record in the tavern.
2:02.0	Oh, yeah, oh, this is the last episode we're going to record ever.
2:05.0	No, I've been working-
2:08.0	It's done, we're on the quest now. No more recording. What a waste of time.
2:12.0	No, no, I have figured out a way. I've attached these ropes to these microphones. I think I figured out a way we can keep going.
2:16.0	Oh, yeah, I've got a way we can keep doing the podcast on the road. Like when we got the lunar sword. Like when we got that lunar sword.
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