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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real.
0:07.1	Fantastical parallel dimensions don't exist.
0:09.9	There are five lights.
0:11.4	Now enjoy the show.
0:30.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:36.6	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
0:38.9	I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
0:40.4	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is what's going on.
0:43.7	I'm from Earth.
0:44.7	I fell through a dimensional portal into the magical land of Foon.
0:47.7	I host a podcast in this tavern with a badger and a wizard.
0:50.6	Also we have a lunar sword.
0:55.0	And I'm joined as always by my buddy, my co-host.
0:59.0	The King of the Badger.
1:00.7	Yeah.
1:01.4	How you doing, bud?
1:02.7	I'm doing OK.
1:04.0	You know, saying that out loud sounds really sad, King of the Badger.
1:07.3	But that's the reality of it.
1:08.7	No.
1:09.2	Yeah.
1:09.4	I'm sorry.
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