Hey, you, you listening to episode 973 of The Swole, you need to get off your ass and get to the fucking gym.

That's right.

If you didn't pump today yet, you are getting watched by the bearded freak of fucking nature,

Papa Swole himself.

And he wants you to know that he's not happy.

He's not happy with your performance today.

You're going to go to the gym?

Oh, you better go to the fucking gym.

Oh, it's Friday night you have somewhere to go?

Fuck your plans.

Go get a pump on.

In this episode, calories in versus calories out.

You have to measure your color, measure everything.

Oh, how many macros?

The sun is shining.

The birds are chirping.

The bacon is sizzling.

Welcome to the tail of the tool.

Test, test, test, test. Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, test, test, testing, test, test, test,

Welcome everyone to episode 9703 of the daily mother, swell, the most muscular, swole cast, beer cast, broadcast, gang cast, man cast, pimcast, sleeves, cast, and sleigh cast in the realm. Because when I flex, you flex, we all flex our biceps. What up, you bush? What's going on, bouches? What is the good shword? Daddy is home, all right? This is the episode where Daddy comes home. Look at me. Look at me. Daddy's here. Daddy's home. Daddy's home. What is up, everyone? Welcome to 973 of the Slees. Thanks for joining me live, Facebook, Instagram, Periscope, YouTube, Twitch everywhere. I don't know if the live chat thing is working on the little thing here.

That's weird.

Fuck you.

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