The following podcast is not real. There are no fantastical dimensions. No you shut up.

Now swing open the hangar doors of your mind's eye and let that dream Zeppelin take wing while I make lunch.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of

Foon. I'm your host Arnee Neekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before,

it's alright. Here's what you need to know. About a year and nineish months ago I fell through

a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of

Foon. Luckily I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through that

dimensional riff and I use it to upload a podcast that you're listening to right now.

Is there a name for the Wi-Fi signal? You said sometimes signals have names?

Yeah no it's called it says BK maybe with a question mark after it.

Hmm so I think that's I'm thinking that's from the Burger King. Maybe.

Maybe question mark. And I use that to upload this podcast I record every week here in the

Tavern the Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogsface in the land of Foon and I'm joined as always

by my co-hosts my buddy Yusidor. I am Yusidor. We're the 12th real Novifesius Master of Light and

Shadow. Minipulator of magical lights. The power of chaos champion of the great halls of

the Ilvesnomius Fien-Yelik. Thank you. The Warsnomius Zunin in Huksteinjis and I am known in the

North East as Gassmwainius Mastar. Oh and there may be other names names of such portant and power

that if I dared utter them aloud that the very grass would jump out of the ground and run away.

What name is that that does that? The one that the grassy one. Yeah what's the grassy one?

The grassy one? Yeah what's the grassy name? Oh that's the name the grassy one. Oh

grassy one. I'm gonna look out the window. Yes some of the grass ran away. Yes. Holy cow. They know who

they're dealing with and I'm also joined by who else? It'll have. Chun. Oh, me. It's a big advantage. Yeah.

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