96: Next Level Laziness
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2017
⏱️ 49 minutes
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If you put in work to be lazy, is it still laziness? Does Lin Manuel Miranda listen to Hamilton for funzies? At what point are you supposed to put water on a toothbrush? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:06.8 | Yours are for the thing that Dear John and Hank, it's a podcast where two brothers will |
| 0:11.6 | answer your questions, give you a duly advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars |
| 0:15.6 | and AFC Wimmelton. |
| 0:17.0 | How are you doing, John? |
| 0:18.7 | I'm alright, Hank. |
| 0:19.7 | You know that line from Rushmore, I ain't even here, Sergeant. |
| 0:22.4 | I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming. |
| 0:23.4 | Hank, you don't even have to have seen the movie. |
| 0:24.8 | I'm gonna do. |
| 0:25.8 | To get the reference because I previously referred to it on the podcast. |
| 0:29.4 | The point is, is this how we're gonna, is this the, is this now a continuation of the |
| 0:33.0 | intro where I just say how you do in John and then you quote Rushmore? |
| 0:35.8 | Like is that our new, is that a new bit? |
| 0:37.0 | The point is I've been in Cheyenne, Wyoming for far too long and I've kind of lost my |
| 0:41.2 | sense of self, but I can't leave Cheyenne, Wyoming right now and yeah, how are you? |
| 0:47.2 | I'm good. |
| 0:48.2 | I want to tell you a little story about how I was eating a cliff bar one day by which I mean |
| 0:52.7 | yesterday and walking down the stairs into my, into my backyard so I could go out to my |
| 0:58.4 | office, so walking down these stairs is like four or five stairs. |
| 1:01.6 | I couldn't tell you how many stairs there are exactly and I'm eating a cliff bar and, and |
| 1:06.7 | because I was preoccupied thinking about all of the interesting things in my life and |
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