95: Lawn Care Vigilantism
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2017
⏱️ 57 minutes
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What should my fun fact about me be? How do Christians and non-Christians get along? Am I too old to listen to this podcast? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn
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| 0:00.0 | [♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:01.4 | [♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:03.4 | Hello! And welcome to Dear Hank and John! |
| 0:06.4 | Nor is I for the sake of a Dear John and Hank. |
| 0:08.3 | It's a comedy podcast, which hasn't been very funny lately. |
| 0:11.3 | Or was it ever funny? |
| 0:12.8 | It was never funny, Hank. Trust me. |
| 0:14.7 | ... |
| 0:15.2 | In which we answer your questions. |
| 0:18.1 | Give you dubious advice and bring you while the least news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
| 0:23.5 | Hey. |
| 0:24.5 | Hi. |
| 0:25.5 | You know what's happening in my life right now? |
| 0:28.2 | I gotta tell you something. |
| 0:29.2 | You usually ask how I was doing and I have a whole bit prepared. |
| 0:32.6 | OK. You go first then. How you doing? |
| 0:36.4 | I'm doing well. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Rushmore, Hank. |
| 0:39.1 | It's a great movie. |
| 0:41.1 | There's a moment in Rushmore where the character played by Bill Murray says to a teenager. |
| 0:51.1 | What's the secret max and the teenager replies? |
| 0:54.6 | I guess you've just got to find something you love to do and then do it for the rest of your |
| 0:58.4 | life. For me, it's going to Rushmore. |
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