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🗓️ 6 January 2015
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. Happy New Year. I want to welcome you back to the podcast. This is |
0:12.8 | Who's Paying Attention, Episode 95. We are in 2015, so things are going to change, or maybe not. I don't know. Let's start with the government |
0:24.5 | because that's always entertaining. The old Congress is out and they just barely avoided being the |
0:31.2 | least productive Congress in history. That's right. The 113th Congress, which just finished, |
0:37.1 | passed 286 bills. So they beat the previous low of |
0:44.1 | 283 bills. Of course, the previous low was the 2011-2012 Congress. So they basically just outdid |
0:50.9 | themselves by three. I don't know what the three were, but congratulations, |
0:55.4 | Congress. The old Congress is out and they're done. Now, the new Congress, ooh, a bit angry. |
1:02.5 | That's right. This is it. The midterm elections have kicked in. So the new Congress is here. |
1:09.3 | And I was watching some morning talk show. And surprisingly, |
1:14.5 | Mitch McConnell said they're going to work on defunding Obamacare. I know I'm as shocked as you are, |
1:20.3 | but this is basically their plan to undo everything Barack Obama's done. Now, Barack Obama has been |
1:26.9 | busy. And I know he doesn't do it all |
1:29.3 | himself, but hey, if we're going to blame him for it, let's give him credit. So right now, |
1:34.2 | we're looking at unemployment below 6%, which was promised by Mitt Romney. And in some places, |
1:40.7 | gas is $2 or less a gallon, which is amazing because that was promised by Michelle |
1:46.9 | Bachman. How crazy is that that a Bachman thing happened? Barack Obama handled that. As we know, |
1:53.3 | the stock markets at record highs. ObamaCare seems to be working. 10 million people who didn't have |
1:59.2 | health insurance now have health insurance. |
2:01.3 | So this Congress, I think they're going to be busier because they have to undo all of that. |
2:06.9 | So what we're looking at, they're going to have to get to work right away. They're going to have to |
2:10.3 | raise a price of gas, lower the stock market, raise unemployment, get rid of 10 million people's |
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