#94: Cheney Loves Torture
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2014
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:07.7 | I want to welcome you to episode 94 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:13.3 | And wow, it's been quite a week, but fortunately, I'm not going to be talking about any |
| 0:19.3 | shootings this week, at least not any shootings by the police. |
| 0:22.4 | So we've gotten past that. |
| 0:24.3 | And, you know, what joyful topics do we have for the holiday season? |
| 0:28.0 | Well, let's start with torture. |
| 0:31.2 | By now you all know that the Senate released their report on the CIA torturing people, torturing prisoners from Iraq, Afghanistan, |
| 0:43.3 | Al-Qaeda, whatever you want to, however you want to categorize it. |
| 0:49.3 | Apparently the CIA was torturing people beyond waterboarding, which we'd heard about. |
| 0:54.8 | There was some sleep deprivation and rectal feeding and just pretty bad, pretty bad. |
| 1:02.8 | And people are pretty upset about it. |
| 1:04.7 | And it's funny, John McCain, the Republican senator war hero, who has been tortured, spoke out against torture. |
| 1:17.7 | Dick Cheney, the vice president who avoided military service and made a fortune off of both wars, he's in favor of torture. |
| 1:30.8 | He said torture's great. Here's the thing with Dick Cheney. Why doesn't he go away? Like, how is he still around? He's on his, what, fifth or sixth |
| 1:38.3 | heart? Like, he truly is, I think, a supervillain. I think that's what he is. I think he could be |
| 1:44.1 | in a Bond movie. I've said this before. |
| 1:46.6 | Or maybe he was a model for Dr. Evil. There's no good about this guy. So the report comes out |
| 1:56.1 | condemning the CIA for torture. And a lot of people, this really hits him hits them because you know and I wish I knew |
| 2:02.3 | whose quote it was but they said when America is no longer good is when America fails and |
| 2:08.9 | when we've reduced ourselves to torture on this scale I don't know maybe it's been done before |
| 2:16.2 | but to do to do it on this scale, government |
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