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🗓️ 11 January 2015
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 96 of my podcast, who's paying attention. I want to apologize in advance. The sound may be a little bit funky. I'm recording it on my iPhone at a hotel room in Bermuda. Yeah, I know life is tough, right? |
0:22.5 | I'm doing just for last Bermuda, but you may hear some background noise because there |
0:26.7 | are kids running through the hallways. |
0:28.4 | There are kids playing in the pool. |
0:30.3 | I know it's a tough gig. |
0:31.7 | Listen, my January is a beautiful thing. |
0:34.7 | I spend a weekend in Bermuda doing this festival. |
0:41.7 | I go on a smooth jazz cruise for a week. I go to Chicago |
0:50.2 | Freeze my ass off, but tape an episode of Wait Wait, don't tell me, which I love and then I do a jazz cruise. So January, good month for me. |
0:54.0 | So anyway, that's the logistics of it. Let's get right into it. This week was the horrible |
1:00.1 | terrorist attack against the French news magazine Awee Hebdo, spelled Charlie Hebdo, and pronounced |
1:09.0 | poorly by me. I apologize for that. But it and free speech |
1:14.1 | were attacked by two Muslim terrorists who came in, killed the editor, the cartoonist, members of |
1:22.8 | the editorial staff, and the two police who were protecting them, protecting the building. |
1:28.1 | Actually, one was assigned at the building because of prior threats, because we have Do, |
1:34.0 | Charlie Hebdo, the magazine, they do some controversial stuff. |
1:38.9 | And they have political and religious cartoons. |
1:42.8 | And these guys didn't like it and these terrorists felt the the |
1:47.3 | proper response was death which it which is absolute insanity and tragic and horrible |
1:54.2 | but the French authorities handled it well |
1:57.0 | They found them in two days the the guys barricaded themselves into a building. The French authorities |
2:03.9 | got them and killed them. They, of course, claimed they're going to be martyrs and blah, blah, blah. |
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