Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hi everyone. Oh my goodness. Welcome to episode 94.

94. 94. Welcome to our podcast. It's called beach to sandy water to wet. It's a podcast.

It is where we read. This sounds like we're doing a play for our parents and we're like,

welcome. Our show is called. And we look to each other like, okay, you're turned to take over.

Please say something. It's called dancer side all. Hi everyone. Welcome. This is beach to sandy water

to podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion only for our parents

who really wish they hadn't had to come and watch watch our performance. Except they actually

stopped listening like 90 episodes ago. That's true. And this was all in an effort to get our

parents to watch us do something do our talent show in the living room. And they're still

not watching. So that's okay. We like you guys too. We do. And don't take this the wrong way,

Kristian. But it feels like the fact that we've done this 94 times, it definitely feels like

we've been doing this much more than 94 times. It does. It's just me. It's probably because

those before the 94 times we did actual recitals in our living room 94,000 times. So this just

feels kind of similar to those awkward experiences that I definitely have captured on home video somewhere.

I don't want to see that life is a blur basically. Just keep moving on.

This week's theme was sent in by Eva. It is airports in North Carolina, the entire state,

the entire state. And the challenge was given to you, me by you and Kat. She had sent in an

email and wanted reviews of venues that are based on the performance that the reviewers saw there

and not the venue itself. That's right. And I think Joshy also had suggested something similar.

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