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Hello and welcome to ep-

Hello and welcome to episode 93 of beach to sandy water to wet. Oh God we're

inching closer and closer to 100. I don't want to think about it. I was just

thinking about it. Help somebody emailed us and was like I'm feeling very

angst. I'm feeling increased anxiety about your episode. I was like me too, dude.

And I was like you and me and Kristian makes three. We've gotten actually a lot

of people who have emailed in suggestions and messages with suggestions and

tweets etc. So thank you everyone for all your suggestions. We don't know what

we're doing yet but we appreciate all of you that all of your creative juices

are flowing to try to help us figure this shit out but we'll promise something

that will at least be a normal episode but hopefully we'll be more fun than

that. Hopefully don't get your hopes up though. That's why I said it's gonna be

at least a normal episode. I'm literally sitting in the bar at the lowest

possible. I don't even know if we can promise that because we might get such

crippling anxiety that we just don't do anything. We might actually have to cancel

the show after nine and nine episodes we'll see. Anyway what's our theme this

week? Our theme this week was malls in New Jersey since New Jersey is a mall

heavy state in my words only. Which I didn't know it and I didn't like think

about that. Like you brought that up and I'm like what? And then someone else

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