Okay, folks, you are listening or about to listen to another edition of Life on Planet Porky.

The first thing I want to say before I introduce you once again to the wonderful rock, chick,

writer extraordinaire, Leslie Ann Jones, is a really big thanks for the involvement that

you're all taking in the Planet Porky podcast. We're all self-isolating and it's all a bit,

you know, tough hunkering down, so to speak. But I personally want to say that it's really uplifting

to see how much you're all getting interested in what we're doing and for your responses.

What do you think to that, Leslie Ann? Well, I'm amazed. You know that the emails are coming thick and fast. I've heard this

week from Auntie Julie in Salisbury, Natalie and Greenwich and Remy in New York. So the word is spreading

far and wide. Really thrilled to hear from everyone. Keep them coming, please.

Now, what's this about you getting propositions as well? I mean, are we getting just too

close to our audience? Well, you know, I think maybe I revealed a little bit too much about my

personal circumstances on the last podcast. Leslie, I mean, I've revealed too much. Don't worry.

This is what I thought, but I have actually had three invitations to dinner over the past

week since the previous podcast. So, you know, I'm kind of fed up, not hard up, if that's

not a real thing to say. But, you know, I'm not touting for business. Just wanted to make that clear.

No, absolutely.

Would these be Zoom-type isolation dinners?

Because I noticed, by the way, there's, I read every paper every day, as I'm sure you do,

there's a regular feature in today's Daily Mail, the feature they always have about

the dating, you know, they get two

people to meet. And at the moment, they're doing it in isolation. Now, I think they should have shut

it down. I do too. Sorry? I do as well. Yeah, the very essence of the blind date is you've got to

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