Okay folks, you are listening to another episode of Life on Planet Porky. Welcome aboard, fire up the rocket, get into outer space. It's a different world out there. I'm afraid that you're all locked in at the moment, all self-isolating, all doing your bit to try and get over

this horrible virus. So you can't come to us, but Leslie Ann and I can come to you. Leslie Ann,

how have you been, my dear? Oh, here we are the lockdown liberators, the friends in need in your

hour of need. So yes, all very well, thank you. We're just getting on with it.

I was rather impressed to see the Prime Minister addressing the nation this morning. Were you not?

I was. I'm not sure what I thought about it, though, because I wanted him to come out, all guns blazing, and I wanted him...

I thought he did. Well, I thought, he didn't give us much hope of restrictions being lifted in the near future.

And I suppose with his near death experience, you can understand his caution.

Well, is that what you were expecting for restrictions to be lifted?

Because it's way too soon for that.

Well, yes. But I'm, you know, scanning all the Sunday papers, the papers Monday morning and

the papers Tuesday morning, believe me, there's going to be, you know, enormous pressure on him now

from what I know is the hawks in the cabinet to say, come on, we'll get moving. The other thing

is, Leslie Ann, I go out sort of every other day, you know, shopping, collecting medicines, exercise, and there's

no doubt about it. People are taking matters into their own hands. Traffic has, you know,

doubled in the space of a couple of weeks. There's more people on the streets. I think, you know,

people are shaking off the, you know, the overcoats of self-isolation and going their own way.

And that's a dangerous thing.

Incredibly dangerous because we're only just coming through the peak.

There will be a second one.

Everybody gets complacent.

That's when it's going to kill very many more people.

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