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Perfect Person

92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're of course a person. And what about

0:15.0

for perfect person, the show where I'm perfect and you're of course a person.

0:22.0

And what about me? And you're of course a person.

0:23.0

And what about me?

0:25.0

That's a good point.

0:27.0

I'm obviously sitting here with Courtney Parchman,

0:30.0

average fashion blogger, perfect person of the week.

0:33.0

And Courtney, I usually start with a perfect thing I've done.

0:37.0

I've been wiping my dashboard with microfiber claw.

0:41.0

What? What?

0:42.0

With the mic?

0:43.0

Sorry, I, uh...

0:45.0

I've been wiping my dashboard in my car with a micro-fiber cloth.

0:50.0

Cloth.

0:51.0

I always thought you're saying cloth.

0:52.0

Have you seen the silly putty ones where you put it in and you pull it out of the

0:55.5

out of like the cup holders?

0:58.0

I have not. Is that sort of to get what, dirt and gunk and grime?

1:02.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, to get really. So, impressed and grime. Yeah yeah to get really so impressed with your

1:04.2

micro fiber cloth however could always improve. I could and by the way being

1:08.1

perfect means you could always improve. Being perfect means that you know you're not

1:11.0

quite there yet you're not quite there yet and you could always get a

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