91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)
Perfect Person
Miles Bonsignore
5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Angela Giarratana (Smosh, Artists On Artists On Artists) joins the call center to take stunning calls about a sneaky friend dating an ex, a drunken mistake with a coworker, and the most important call we've ever taken on the show.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hello and welcome to perfect person the show where I'm perfect and you're a person. |
| 0:20.0 | Mm I've been actually having fun with what I can put in my fridge. |
| 0:27.0 | Whoa, what do you mean you're having fun? |
| 0:30.0 | Imagine cereal. It's just a bunch of octaves up. |
| 0:37.0 | Imagine cereal in the fret. |
| 0:41.0 | Why are you putting that in there bud? Too warm. No. This was something I actually |
| 0:46.3 | thought about a couple years ago, didn't think about it from then until now and now I'm |
| 0:49.4 | back. Okay, so it was a thought you had before. |
| 0:53.0 | And now you're revisiting it. |
| 0:54.0 | How vintage of you. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, Raisin Brand Crunch from Trader Joe |
| 0:59.0 | is not as good as regular Raisin Brand. |
| 1:01.0 | No, no. |
| 1:02.0 | And I'm actually swearing off Trader Joe cereal in general. |
| 1:03.8 | Whoa. |
| 1:04.8 | I think it's bad. I actually don't think I have any of their cereal ever. |
| 1:07.1 | It's not good. |
| 1:08.1 | I think you're 100% right. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah, they make the cereal and the meat factory, man. |
| 1:11.4 | It's all coming from the same place |
| 1:12.6 | it's the wrong place they're making it with their broccalini that's right broccalini puff yeah and I will tell you |
| 1:17.8 | that I've been putting cereal in the fridge for just a little bit of time and it's |
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