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Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people

who just need the world to know what they think.

Speaking with you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to episode 91 of beach to sandy water to wet. The podcast where we read

the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion, my name is Alex. My name is Christine. Hi. Oh,

my God. It's so nice to see you. Oh, gosh, it's been too long. It's been so long. Okay. What's

this? Wait, what's this week's theme again? This week, it's actually forget. Oh, this week's

theme is beaches in Rhode Island and that was sent in by Jen and somehow not shockingly,

we always end up back at beaches with this podcast. So I think that seems to be the running

theme of the show. Well, it's funny because next week's theme is water in Kansas. What the

fuck are you talking about? Our show is beach to sandy water to wet. So we just did beaches

on the next one is water. Yeah, Kansas, you know, the home, by the way, water. I guess it

still can be because I haven't come up with a theme yet. And my challenge was sent in by

Saxon and it was to find reviews of Texas Roadhouses mentioning they hate Texas. I'm an idiot

and I didn't realize at first that Texas you meant the restaurant. What else would it be? I thought

you okay, I knew it was a restaurant, but I thought maybe it was a general term for like a type

of restaurant. I realized really quickly you meant like the literal brand. Yeah, the Texas Roadhouse.

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