Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello everyone and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we

read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm your favorite host

Christine. Um your second favorite host Alex and we are even gonna argue it. And

we are here today to you're gonna get the pity points so don't worry.

I hate you. I was like playing now you brought it up and they'll. God now I'm not

gonna get them because you brought attention to that fact. Remember in early episodes

when people said I was like bowl like a mean tea or rude or something. I don't know.

People said I had like a bad attitude. They said I had a bad attitude and I was like yeah I do a bad attitude.

Because I was. Yeah. That's it. Period. End of story. No I'm just kidding. I worked very hard.

It's hard having a podcast with your sibling because you're like. Yeah do not

but did those reviewers realize that we're siblings because I would understand that if it's like

we're like getting to know each other. Right. And I'm just like then it's one thing.

And you hear like a host be assholes to each other and it's like what the heck? But then

here it's like part of the choice. I know I had to get used to just getting really

amped up to do a podcast and not just like sitting here. Um complaining to my brother on Skype.

So in any case here we are. This is beach to sandy water to wet. This week we are covering

small towns in Ohio. And this is episode 90. So we are 10 weeks away from episode 100.

Sandy. Don't remind me. It's all I'm already nervous about. We'll figure it out. If you have ideas send them in.

Yeah. This theme is from Stacy. So thank you Stacy for sending this in introducing us to the world of niche.com.

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