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The Therapy Crouch

90s Nostalgia Road Trips, Crouchy’s ‘Unexpected’ Teammate & Is Stranger Things Actually Overrated?

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Comedy, Mum, Parenting, Agony Aunt, Marriage, Dad, Relationships, Society & Culture, Advice, Peter Crouch, Abbey Clancy, Kids & Family, Sex, Funny, Partners, Couples Therapy, Couples, Therapy, Relax

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, chaos arrives early as the gang spiral into a full-blown debate about moustaches and whether KFC has genuinely changed its name or if Abbey has dreamed it all up.


Abbey, Peter and Ross bounce through TV recommendations, misguided attempts at sending GIFs, and a rant about modern cars being so high-tech they may as well require a degree to switch the air-con on.


We hear from listeners with dilemmas stretching from long-distance parenting across the US and UK, to birthday surprises gone wrong, to the mother–daughter moment sparked by old photos of Peter that revealed… more than expected. There’s 90s nostalgia, Real Housewives burnout, documentary talk, and plenty of those unfiltered Agony Abs moments the listeners love.


If you’ve got a question, a confession, or simply a show you want them to binge—or avoid at all costs—send it in for next week’s session.


00:00 – Intro

00:38 – Mo-vember moustache debate

01:15 – The KFC/Hawkins confusion

02:28 – “How do you even send a gif?”

03:01 – Stranger Things vs Breaking Bad

03:41 – Euphoria soundtrack

04:03 – New TV recommendations

04:39 – Housewives affecting their mental health

05:11 – Wildcat documentary mention

06:05 – TV review plans

06:33 – School days: the kid called Barry Norman

07:33 – Road trip question: pick one podcast + one radio station

08:48 – 90s music nostalgia kicks off

10:02 – Radio vs podcast for long journeys

11:06 – Car battery, climate control & dashboard rant

12:12 – Power steering nostalgia

12:33 – Listener dilemma: kids in the UK & dad in the US

14:10 – Managing time zones + co-parenting advice

14:43 – Birthday request: Peter tries to leave a message

16:00 – They realise there was no phone number

16:39 – Mother–daughter story about “old Peter Crouch photos”

17:43 – The optical illusion ‘schlong’ moment

19:24 – Outro + TV recommendations request


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0:00.0

I just imagine like a cool teenager goth.

0:02.5

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:03.5

Oh my God, you've lost in Strangelo.

0:06.5

You're flying low anyway?

0:08.5

Oh, am I?

0:09.0

No, that's...

0:09.5

Apparently, Pete's s' s' s' s'n't you can see in a lot of the posts.

0:14.0

Is he's on the line?

0:15.0

Pete.

0:17.0

I'm finally Ross.

0:18.0

I can't believe she's writing in, saying.

0:22.9

Ask me anything.

0:27.3

Hello and welcome to the therapy crouch.

0:29.2

Ask us anything with me, Abby Clancy.

0:30.5

Me, Peter Crouch.

0:31.5

Hey, guys.

0:33.8

Sorry, I'm watching my tash.

0:35.7

It's getting a bit wiry. Maybe we're getting towards the end of the month.

0:37.4

And what are we thinking? Are we going to keep it or what? I'd like to see how far off you know. I think you look... No offensive piece of it, but I think you look actually a little bit better with the Tash. Do you? More refined. I think it's added a bit to you. I think he looks... 1920s, 30s. An old, like, army colonel. An old army colonel. I take that. Sorry, has KFC changed its name? No, I don't think so. Are you sure? Not that I've seen... Was this going to be a joke? No, it's not a joke. I saw it. Or was it a dream? You said that to me. It's like a jiff-siff, sitch in a situation. Do you know, it's a jiff-siff? It's a marathon snickers. Yeah. It's a smart. It's opal fruit starburst. It's not. It is? Is it really? No, it's not. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don it hasn't. Before, this is, this is before. But it wasn't, the company officially swapped Kentucky fried chicken for KFC. Oh. This was in, this was in 2025. But what you've seen is something different. Maybe I was dreaming about it? No, because I saw it as well, bizarrely. How did you see it? Fake news, you'd be much in the same. Gifts. But it's not Kentucky Fried Chicken. How do I send a gift? What's a gift? I was trying to send a miss you gift to listen.

2:03.1

Fucking impossible to find them on the phone.

2:05.8

Yeah, it's more than that.

2:06.4

What's a gift?

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